2 PRINT TAB(30); "CHIEF"
4 PRINT TAB(15); "CREATIVE COMPUTING  MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY"
6 PRINT:PRINT:PRINT
10 PRINT "I AM CHIEF NUMBERS FREEK, THE GREAT INDIAN MATH GOD."
20 PRINT "ARE YOU READY TO TAKE THE TEST YOU CALLED ME OUT FOR";
30 INPUT A$
40 IF A$="YES" THEN 60
50 PRINT "SHUT UP, PALE FACE WITH WISE TONGUE."
60 PRINT " TAKE A NUMBER AND ADD 3. DIVIDE THIS NUMBER BY 5 AND"
70 PRINT "MULTIPLY BY 8. DIVIDE BY 5 AND ADD THE SAME. SUBTRACT 1."
80 PRINT "  WHAT DO YOU HAVE";
90 INPUT B
100 LET C = (B+1-5)*5/8*5-3
110 PRINT "I BET YOUR NUMBER WAS"; C; ". AM I RIGHT";
120 INPUT D$
130 IF D$="YES" THEN 500
140 PRINT "WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL NUMBER";
150 INPUT K
155 LET F=K+3
160 LET G=F/5
170 LET H=G*8
180 LET I=H/5+5
190 LET J=I-1
200 PRINT "SO YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, EH?"
210 PRINT "NOW WATCH."
230 PRINT K; "PLUS 3 EQUALS"; F; ". THIS DIVIDED BY 5 EQUALS"; G; ";"
240 PRINT "THIS TIMES 8 EQUALS"; H; ". IF WE DIVIDE BY 5 AND ADD 5,"
250 PRINT "WE GET"; I; ", WHICH, MINUS 1, EQUALS"; J; "."
260 PRINT "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME";
270 INPUT Z$
290 IF Z$="YES" THEN 500
295 PRINT "YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD!!!"
300 PRINT "THERE MUST BE A GREAT LIGHTNING BOLT!"
310 PRINT:PRINT
330 FOR X=30 TO 22 STEP -1
340 PRINT TAB(X); "X X"
350 NEXT X
360 PRINT TAB(21); "X XXX"
370 PRINT TAB(20); "X   X"
380 PRINT TAB(19); "XX X"
390 FOR Y=20 TO 13 STEP -1
400 PRINT TAB(Y); "X X"
410 NEXT Y
420 PRINT TAB(12); "XX"
430 PRINT TAB(11); "X"
440 PRINT TAB(10); "*"
450 PRINT:PRINT"#########################":PRINT
470 PRINT "I HOPE YOU BELIEVE ME NOW, FOR YOUR SAKE!!"
480 GOTO 520
510 PRINT "BYE!!!"
520 END
